Wednesday, 1 February 2017

10 things that happen when you become an 'adult'




1. You spend far much more time than you would have thought thinking about things like whether you have locked the back door or not.

2. Your Facebook updates are slowly changing from "OMG LOLZ @ *insert BFF's name here* how much FUN was last night *monkey face*" to "Can anyone recommend someone to fix the dent in my car by this Friday?"

3. Your screenshots folder on your phone is filled less with savage conversations to more with bathroom inspo, engagements, pregnancy announcements and the occasional meme.

4. You actually start to find your parents funny, and not in an embarrassing, OMG no you did not just say that way, in an actually you're kinda cool and why didn't I realise this much sooner way. 

5. Your siblings will continue to annoy the hell out of you until the end of time.

6. Hangovers feel like near death experiences, and take a good couple of weeks to fade into distant memory before you can do 'Wino Wednesday's' again.

7. Wino Wednesday become an actual thing. 

8. So does social drinking for that matter. You no longer drink to get drunk, oh no, you drink because 'you fancy a glass of white with your dinner'. (Do we qualify for the cast of desperate housewives yet?)

9. Hot drinks start tasting a whole lot better, coffee and tea have become essential needs, contributing to basic daily survival. 

10. You start liking the clothes in Next. And no, they have not lowered the age of their target demographic, you're just getting old and morphing into a younger, ombre haired version of your mother. (But remember, parents are funny now - it's OK)





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14 comments

  1. Although I'm not an adult yet, I've clearly got lots to looks forward to haha! Loved this post. X

    Kate// itskaterose.com

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  2. I could definitely relate to a lot of these, haha. Great post!

    Nicole | The Glam Surge

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  3. I loved this post Beth. Definitely been starting to drink a lot more tea lately (and enjoying it) hahah - definitely getting older! xo

    Hannah | ohhelloitshannah.co.uk

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